Rikkyisms

Love is a habit, not a lightning bolt.
Sad’s a weather, not a diagnosis.
Confidence is the side effect of doing the thing you’re afraid of until the fear gets bored and leaves.
God exists the same way love does: you feel it or you don’t, and no proof will change that.

Picking-up a girl is like you’d pick up a glass: if you’re thinking about the angle and the pressure, you’re already dropping it.
On vacation: Left the map at home, now I’m the map.
Your brain is a lazy roommate who only cleans when the health inspector shows up.
If the wall’s still there after you kick it, kick harder.